Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.More coverage at: http://onion.com...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.More coverage at:...

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The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...

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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better...

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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.More coverage at:
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